One day, Paddy was going to The Crocs store to buy some new Crocs (crocs are trendy shoe that you can buy in Ireland). He had ripped a hole through his old pair. Well that's what he thought, when really there is always little holes in Crocs. He was thinking of getting an orange pair, but they were wider than the green pair which had crocodiles on them. He decided on the green pair because they matched the colour of, well nothing, he just liked the colour green. Paddy decided to walk back to his mum’s house in his Crocs, this wasn’t recommended on the label, but Paddy thought he’d be a rebel and try it anyways. This didn’t work out the way he thought it would. The heel of his Crocs collapsed, water leaked within his Crocs and tingled his wide, disgusting feet. Paddy decided to go to Pennies (an Irish shop) and get some Crocs for €2. But it didn’t matter that he didn’t walk home in these because they broke anyway… Poor Paddy!